May 02 2023 10:10 AM - edited May 02 2023 10:10 AM
I don't have any good ones, so help me with some better ones than this!
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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.
May 03 2023 01:28 PM
A man called the Helpdesk about his computer, the tech asked the man if he backup, the man jump out of his chair and move away from the computer and asked; Why is it going to explode!
May 08 2023 02:42 AM - edited May 09 2023 06:53 AM
Hi
@EricStarker Made with AI:
Why doesn't artificial intelligence have a girlfriend? Because there is no heart.
What is the favorite dish of artificial intelligence? Bit.
What does artificial intelligence say when it gets a task to do? "I'll do it in the blink of an eye" - and so he does for 3 days.
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Why can't artificial intelligence shop in a store?
Because there is no credit card "
:)
Jun 04 2023 10:57 AM - edited Jun 04 2023 10:59 AM
My first IT job was on a DECsystem-10 mainframe in 1977. When I walked into the computer room there was a short poem taped to the LA120 console that read:
I really hate this darn machine,
I wish that they would sell it.
It never does what I want,
Only what I tell it.
That has stuck with me for 26 years now! :)
Jun 04 2023 11:11 AM
Hi, but 46 years have passed since then, -> you have an excellent memory - congratulations!
"That has stuck with me for 26 years now! :)"
Jun 04 2023 11:13 AM
Jun 23 2023 05:58 AM - edited Jun 27 2023 04:45 AM
It plays on the distinction between software and hardware expertise, suggesting that software engineers might not be the best choice for solving a hardware-related problem like changing a light bulb. It's a lighthearted way to poke fun at the different skill sets within CWC Live the field. Regards