Contacting support

This was part of original post because apparently Microslop tagged some phrases as ones that hurt their ego and won’t let me post it 

Does anyone know how to get in touch with an actual human being to get he? I have been trying for three days to login to their support site to no avail. I log in and the page refreshes and tells me to login. So I login and the page refreshes and it tells me to login. So I login and the page refreshes telling me to login again and again and again and again and again.

I called support and their system  is telling me it can’t help me and to log into the website that I can’t log into. It won’t actually put me in touch with a human being, nope, go log into this website you can’t log into because they are incompetent. The only human being I can get in touch with is someone in sales. Sales is the only department with a human being and they put me on hold when they say they are connecting me to technical support and 20 minutes of holding later I am disconnected. These clowns only care about getting more money from people and exploiting us for anything they can get their hands on instead of actually providing support to the garbage they develop.

I will sacrifice a large animal to whatever diety will get me in touch with an actual person who can actually resolve the actual issues that Microsoft created on my device. This is asinine