How to run a .NET Desktop Runtime app

So, Microsoft, this is an incredible piece of trolling and we all appreciate the laugh... but seriously, how do we run our program?

Your "Download it now" button does nothing.

Your "Download link" does nothing and is useless as text.

As you can see in the screenshot, I have multiple versions installed and it still won't run.

We tried this on multiple computers (a mix of Win 10 and Win 11) with the same results.