Wait... wut? According to the documentation the nuget package Microsoft.Azure.Functions.Worker is required. I'm not sure why it need everything including the kitchen sink, but okay... I guess? Like why would I need to log to the windows EventLog?
Installing:
Azure.Core.1.10.0
Google.Protobuf.3.15.5
Grpc.Core.Api.2.35.0
Grpc.Net.Client.2.35.0
Grpc.Net.ClientFactory.2.35.0
Grpc.Net.Common.2.35.0
Microsoft.Azure.Functions.Worker.1.0.0
Microsoft.Azure.Functions.Worker.Core.1.0.0
Microsoft.Azure.Functions.Worker.Grpc.1.0.0
Microsoft.Bcl.AsyncInterfaces.1.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Configuration.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Configuration.Abstractions.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Configuration.Binder.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Configuration.CommandLine.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Configuration.EnvironmentVariables.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Configuration.FileExtensions.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Configuration.Json.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Configuration.UserSecrets.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.DependencyInjection.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.DependencyInjection.Abstractions.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.FileProviders.Abstractions.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.FileProviders.Physical.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.FileSystemGlobbing.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Hosting.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Hosting.Abstractions.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Http.3.0.3
Microsoft.Extensions.Logging.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Logging.Abstractions.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Logging.Configuration.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Logging.Console.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Logging.Debug.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Logging.EventLog.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Logging.EventSource.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Options.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Options.ConfigurationExtensions.5.0.0
Microsoft.Extensions.Primitives.5.0.0
Microsoft.NETCore.Platforms.5.0.0
Microsoft.Win32.Registry.5.0.0
System.Buffers.4.5.0
System.Diagnostics.DiagnosticSource.4.6.0
System.Diagnostics.EventLog.5.0.0
System.Memory.4.5.3
System.Memory.Data.1.0.1
System.Numerics.Vectors.4.5.0
System.Runtime.CompilerServices.Unsafe.4.5.2
System.Security.AccessControl.5.0.0
System.Security.Principal.Windows.5.0.0
System.Text.Json.4.6.0
System.Threading.Tasks.Extensions.4.5.2