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Hi Justin, I am the owner of Azure Edition (but not the hotpatch backend). This is some weirdness going on in the Azure Update backend that I don't have great insight into. I will ping those folks and see what the answer is right now, try to get back to you here asap.
Heard back - they said you need to open a support case to investigate this, you shouldn't be seeing this behavior. It's not a broad outage according to them, something weird going on with your tenant.