How on god's green earth do you buy an API key? Bing custom search API.

I just want to give Microsoft money. I want to buy an API key for the Bing custom search. How do I do this? I get to Production and click "Click to issue paid tier key" and I keep getting the same god-awful

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Could not create the marketplace item

Oops!

Could not create the marketplace item

Gallery item is required, no gallery item is provided.

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in the Azure marketplace. I just want to spend money. How do I do that?