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Microsoft
First published on TechNet on Jun 19, 2009
Ned here. I don't feel like being particularly technical today, so check out a good chuckle:

http://www.codesqueeze.com/the-ultimate-top-25-chuck-norris-the-programmer-jokes/

If you don't know who Chuck Norris is:

1. What is your problem?
2. He is the greatest actor of our generation.
3. He does not sleep. He waits...

- Ned 'The Octagon' Pyle